I am not stupid and I can understand human-tongue.
Yesterday, I overheard Kahless speaking with mommy1 about us going into kennels next month. Kennels; oh no. I HATE it. It is cold. It is stark and has no home comforts. I am not a happy doggie.
This also means a vets trip for some horrible liquid that is shoved up my nose. It is unpleasant.
So I sought out and opportunity to express my displeasure.
I thought Kahless wasn't watching. I snook up behind Holly and licked her bottom - not something that I normally do; only in extreme circumstances you know. I then siddled up to Kahless and attempted to give her a kiss. Unfortunately she spotted my dastardly plan and backed off. Damn. Foiled at the last hurdle. Never fear though, I will have to think up some other cunning method to let her know my displeasure.
10 comments:
Leave my bottom out of it next time.
ah poor ben and holly, but hey at least you will be together and your mummies will spoil you after won't they?
That was mighty sneaky of you, Ben. I could help your mommies take care of you if I weren't across the ocean.
Ben I understand where you are coming from mate. I'd invite you round here but N3S would probably scare you by trying to love you too much. Isn't Kahless clever making those buttons for me? How does she do all that stuff?
Hello Her Indoors I dont get spoilt enough :(
Hello Lynn I would like that, but unfortunately the ocean is too far for me to swim too.
Hello DJ I can get scared of children and hide in the corner. Mommy will refine the buttons for you this weekend and send you the html code.
Hi Ben, tell your Mummy thanks from me.
ah ben wish you and molly could come and play with me an mr milo, but its the man in the middle who would moan, you know what they call them refs dont you!
Hi DJ, mum will do it on Sunday; she needs to sort out the colours right so they look vibrant. She owes you to do it good.
Hi Her Indoors, and you know what the call referees...
lol!
what you two been up to today, you been on any nice walks, my mummy is having a very lazy day, mmm again! but she has walked me and played with me, so i am now going to go an have a snooze, Mr Milo just pinching the lap top from her indoors!
I scraped my leg yesterday so have been resting up a bit today; I will post a picture of it soon.
Mummy has been paving and now she can barely move with a stiff back!! That'll teach her for going to the footie yesterday without us.
Hope you are well Mr Milo! Its great to see your piccie around here.
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